Kitchen Signs
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Martha Stewart doesn't live here!
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Kitchen closed -- this chick has had it!
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I'm creative -- don't expect me to be neat too!
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So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!
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Ring Bell for Maid Service... If no answer do it yourself!
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I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
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If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
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I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
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My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
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COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
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If you don't like my standards of cooking... lower your standards.
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You may touch the dust in this house... but please don't write in it!
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Apology: Although you'll find our house a mess... Come in, sit down, converse.
It doesn't always look like this -- Some days it's even worse.
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
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Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
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My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.
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Gardening forever . . . Housework, never!
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Dull women have immaculate houses.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Comedy On Tap' ]
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