Label Instructions
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating." (...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to
reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5 year-olds with head-colds off those
bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents
for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even chuckle)....
[ Author Unknown -- from Ross, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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