Larry's Quotes
Larry The Cable Guy Sez..........
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A day without sunshine is..... like night.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
[ Author Unknown -- from Kent, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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