Laws Of The Frisbee
-
The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining
to land under a car, just beyond reach.
(The technical term for this force is "car suck".)
-
The higher the quality of a catch or the comment it receives, the
greater the probability of a crummy return throw.
("Good catch Bad throw.")
-
One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than, "Watch this!"
(Keep 'em guessing.)
-
The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the
certainty it will be struck.
(Remember: The disk is positive; cops and old ladies are
clearly negative.)
-
The best catches are never seen.
("Did you see that?" "See what?")
-
The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going
in a direction you did not want.
(Wrong way = long way.)
-
The most powerful hex words in the sport are: "I really have this
down -- watch."
(Know it? Blow it!)
-
In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor
blades could be attached to the disc.
("You could maim and kill with that thing.")
-
The greater your need to make a good catch, the greater the
probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.
(If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.)
-
The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down.
("Just one more!")
[ Author Unknown -- from Stan Kegel, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
Inspirational Humor
SkyWriting.Net
All Rights Reserved.
|