Laws Of Work
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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Don't be irreplaceable: if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
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It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've
done and what you're going to do.
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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the
month than you did before.
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a
fool about it.
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Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are
really good, you will get out of it.
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If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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