Little Johnny
A new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream
on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't
paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What
are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and
the Cartoon Network!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in
the kindergarten class,
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve
was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
down as though
he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife."
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked
to a bulletin board, of the
10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want
very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
you took his picture?"
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life in such a manner that you rejoice, and the world cries when you die.
Indian Proverb
[ Source Unknown -- from Ashley ]
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