Live in Michigan?

Jeff Foxworthy on Michigan . . . .

1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pelston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
3. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy," you might live in Michigan.
   
   
4. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
5. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
6. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
7. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
8. If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
9. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Michigan.
   
   
10. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.
    
    
11. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
    
    
12. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Michigan.
    
    
13. If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters," you might live in Michigan.

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