Men's Essential Guide to Women's English
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Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Maybe = No
- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
- We need = I want
- It's your decision = My correct decision should
be obvious by now
- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
- We need to talk = I need to complain
- Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
- You're so manly = You need a shave and you
sweat a lot
- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture,
and wallpaper
- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
- How much do you love me? = I did something today
you're going to hate
- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and
find a good game on TV
- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ]
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