Men Will Never Win

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
  If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
  
  
• If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
  
  
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
  If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
  
  
• If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
  
  
• If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
  
  
• If you cry, you are a wimp.
  If you don't, you insensitive.
  
  
• If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
  If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.
  
  
• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  If she asks you, it's a favor.
  
  
• If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
  If you don't, you are a slob.
  
  
• If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
  If you don't, you aren't thoughtful.
  
  
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]