Michigan Slogans
Possible New Slogans for Michigan:
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The one that looks like a mitten, you moron.
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Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar.
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No hurricanes here.
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The Orange Barrel State.
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Stop and see the Giant Man-eating Clam on the trip north.
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So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference.
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We know the rules to euchre.
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Got fudge?
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Two Mystery Spots. No waiting.
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Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains.
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Soda? We say pop here, buddy.
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The Midwestern "M" state without a wrestler for governor.
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No riots since '67.
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More than just boarded-up auto plants.
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Casino fever - catch it.
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Home of Kalkaska dirt, our state soil.
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Sandy beaches without severe undertow.
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Happiness is a warm pasty.
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Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets.
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Water enough for any drought.
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Visit Hell, Paradise, and Climax.
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Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres.
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Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York.
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Just a serial killer away from enacting capital punishment.
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Gerald Ford slept here.
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It's called snow. Get used to it.
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Where names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with "e".
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Deer processing available here.
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Not as flat as Indiana.
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Once a swamp unfit for habitation.
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Try eating corn flakes without us.
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Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes.
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Big on flannel.
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It's not the heat. It's the humidity.
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Smoked fish sold here.
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Good people with camping trailers.
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We moved American history to Dearborn.
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Uncle Ted rules.
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No toll roads and proud of it.
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Who you calling a hick?
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Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny.
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Nearly went to war with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull
any funny stuff.
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Land of snow machines and bass boats.
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#@?@* mosquitoes.
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We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style.
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Where lousy teams get new stadiums.
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Consider Amway.
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Speed limit back up to 70, so move it.
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The Red Wings State.
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Three out of four seasons very pleasant.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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