Midwestern Ways
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If You Grew Up in the Midwest, then . . .
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You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
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You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
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You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar
hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
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You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery,
and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
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You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
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You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
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You hear someone use the word 'uff-da' and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.
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You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.
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You know that 'combine' is a noun.
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You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
steel post in the middle of winter.
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You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
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You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'.
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Football schedules, hunting season, and harvest, are all taken into
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consideration before wedding dates are set.
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A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
girlfriend shining for deer.
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There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to
help milk cows in the morning.
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You have driven your car on the lake.
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Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and
the chicken dance.
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Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
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The local gas station sells live bait.
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At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.
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You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
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You actually understand these jokes...
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The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of
everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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