Miracle Restoration?
A farmer is sitting on his front porch enjoying the beautiful spring
day. Rocking back and forth on his rocker, he notices a rabbit hopping
across his yard, hopping and nibbling, hopping and nibbling the way
rabbits do in the wild. He notices the birds flying from tree to tree
singing as they go. The little rabbit hopping and nibbling. A
butterfly flies past his head as he takes a drink of his lemonade.
The rabbit reaches the road and begins to cross because there isn't
anything to nibble on. Just as the rabbit reaches the half way point,
a truck comes by and flattens the rabbit.
The farmer is distraught by this and gets up to go inside. Just then
the truck backs up and the driver gets out. The farmer sits back down
and watches. The driver of the truck takes a bottle out of his jacket
and pours it on the flattened rabbit. He gets back in his truck and
drives away throwing the bottle out to the side of the road.
All of a sudden the rabbits ear pops up and then his other ear pops
up. Then without any other hesitation his whole body pops up and is
full of life. The rabbit begins hopping the rest of the way across
the road. Hopping and turning and waving, hopping and turning and
waving, perplexing the farmer.
The farmer gets up and crosses the yard to the road to where the
driver threw the bottle, all the while the rabbit is hopping and
turning and waving. He finds the bottle and reads, "Hair restorer,
and permanent wave guaranteed."
[ Author Unknown -- from {Tammy} Anonymous ]
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