Missionaries
You know you've been a missionary too long if....
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You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?"
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You read National Geographic and recognize someone.
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You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
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You consider a city 500 km away to be "very close".
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You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that
animal would taste if it were fried.
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You can cut grass with a machete, but can't start a lawnmower.
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You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.
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You read the international section before the comics.
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You have friends from or in 29 different countries.
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You sort your friends by continent.
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Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.
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You refer to gravel roads as highways.
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You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price.
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You don't think that two hours is a long sermon.
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You marvel at the cleanliness of gas station bathrooms.
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You think you've died and gone to heaven when you go into a
foreign grocery store.
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You think a "foreign school" conducts classes in English.
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You attend a church with a roof on it and feel like you are cut
off from Heaven.
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You think something is missing if you have a meal without brown
beans or brown rice.
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You've ever chiseled open a barrel from home, not having a clue
what might be inside.
[ Alan Smith, Boone Church of Christ (Boone, NC) -- from Keith Todd ]
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