Monkey Business

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where both people in the car had been killed.

As he looked at the wreckage a monkey came out of the brush along the side of the road, and then ran around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nodded his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and held it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey smacked his lips together and made kissing sounds."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before the car wreck."

Once again, the monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

The monkey jumps up on the car seat.... grabs the steering wheel, and turns it from side-to-side.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]