Mother's Day Special
The following answers were given by young children
to these questions:
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Why did God make mothers?
Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
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How did God make mothers?
He made my Mom just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger parts.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your Mom?
My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
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How did your Mom meet your dad?
Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
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What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
His last name.
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Why did your Mom marry your dad?
She got too old to do anything else with him.
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What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
About 30 years.
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Describe the world's greatest Mom:
She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
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Is anything about your Mom perfect?
Just her children
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What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
I think some kind of plastic surgery.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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