Murphy's Laws For Parents
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The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on
sale next week.
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Leakproof thermoses -- will.
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The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape
jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of
the carpet.
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The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the
argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.
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The shirt your child must wear today will be the only
one that needs to be washed or mended.
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Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster
rate than other clothing.
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The item your child lost, and must have for school
within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last
place you look.
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Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician
enters the treatment room.
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Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward
the back of the refrigerator.
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Your chances of being seen by someone you know
dramatically increase if you drive your child to school
in your robe and curlers.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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