Murphy's Church Laws
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Film projectors always work before the class meeting begins.
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The probability of the preacher tripping over the mike cord is greater on
"Bring A Friend" Sunday than any other week.
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The largest Bible Class will show up when the teacher feels his/her worst.
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No matter how many bulletins you print, you'll always need one more.
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A member living 15 miles away will be 15 minutes early; Members living two
blocks will be 15 minutes late.
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Saying "Let us Pray" or singing "Just as I Am" causes babies to cry.
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The shorter the agenda, the longer the business meeting.
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Business meetings ALWAYS last at least 15 minutes longer than they should.
(So do some sermons)
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Church committees should be made up of three members, two of whom should be
absent at every meeting. (William Spurgeon)
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When you answer the Bible teacher's question right, nobody remembers; when
you are wrong, nobody forgets.
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The longest Scripture readings always come with the longest sermons.
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The furnace only fails when the outside temperature is more than 20 degrees
below zero. The air conditioner only fails when the outside temperature is 90
degrees or above.
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When the preacher misspeaks in a sermon, at least half of those taking notes
will write the remark down as an important thought from the sermon.
[ Garden City Church of Christ Bulletin -- from Georgia L. Boring, via Keith Todd ]
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