Music Tests
Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more.
Following are actual answers from students on music tests . . .
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The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called
pre-Madonna.
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Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
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Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
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All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know ex-actly
what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.
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Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze
Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter
Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.
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Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if
they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
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A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
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Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
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Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the
Hatfields and the McCoys.
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I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.
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Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical com- positions
and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old
spinster, which he kept up in his attic.
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Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano
concerti.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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