New Error Messages
The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7:
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
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Close your eyes and press escape three times.
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Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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This will end your Windows session.Do you want to play another game?
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Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
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This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
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Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
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COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
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CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
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Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
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User Error: Replace user.
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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
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