New home
Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when
you go to 'close' on your new home . . . .
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"I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden."
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"Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the
ancient Indian burial ground."
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"Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels, but
I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it."
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"Listen, one bleeding mirror doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted."
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"Your neighbor has assured me that, technically, they're not really
'killer' bees."
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"Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it
would reach as far back as your property."
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"I read that it's quite common for roaches to grow that big even
when not in the presence of radioactivity."
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"Did you know that the famous punk band "Grave Robber" holds their
practice sessions right next door?"
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"Yes it's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was
never actually been able to prove it was murder."
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"Don't worry, you can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night."
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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