Newspaper Headlines
60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists
-
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
-
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
-
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
-
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
-
Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
-
Farmer Bill Dies In House
-
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
-
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
-
Stud Tires Out
-
Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
-
Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over
-
Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
-
British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
-
Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
-
Eye Drops Off Shelf
-
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
-
Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
-
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
-
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
-
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
-
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
-
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
-
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
-
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
-
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
-
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
-
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
-
Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
-
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
-
War Dims Hope For Peace
-
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
-
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
-
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
-
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
-
Deer Kill 17,000
-
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
-
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
-
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
-
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
-
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
-
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy
-
Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
-
British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply
-
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
-
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
-
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
-
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
-
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
-
Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
-
Police Discovered Pot Plants Were Really Cannabis
-
Headless Body Found In Topless Bar
-
Air Head Fired
-
Steals Clock, Faces Time
-
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
-
Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni
-
Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
-
Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
-
Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
-
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
-
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (AIKENSLongJoke@topica.com) ]
Inspirational Humor
SkyWriting.Net
All Rights Reserved.
|