Now That I'm Older.
Here's what I've discovered:
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I started out with nothing, I still have most of it.
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My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran.
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I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
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All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few ...
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
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It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
[ Author Unknown -- from John Traver ]
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