Nuclear Comments
20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant . . .
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Fission shmission, relax, I'll increase the water level after my coffee
break.
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Was that "Open valve A and close valve B" or was it the other way round?
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This whole plant will be running under Windows tomorrow.
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HEY! Is smoke coming out of the core normal?
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Who forgot to pay the water bill?
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We got 12 seconds to WHAT????
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Meet your new plan superintendent: Bozo the clown.
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A leak? Can't you fix it with duct tape or something?
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Oh yeah! 50 bucks says I can make it blow.
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It's Russian technology.
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Move over Three Mile Island - here we come!!!
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Sniff, sniff.... you smell that?
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I used to work at Chernobyl.
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All the way to the RIGHT, not LEFT you dummy!
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It's your turn to wax the core.
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How come all the big shots are leaving?
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Is that a 60 minute film crew out there?
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Is this part really necessary?
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OF COURSE I went to high school. Didn't finish it, though.
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Look at the good news: we are going to find out whether people actually
glow in the dark.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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