Office Job Descriptions

Office Job Descriptions . . .

1. PROJECT MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
   
   
2. DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
   
   
3. ONSITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
   
   
4. CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
   
   
5. MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
   
   
6. RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION TEAM thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
   
   
7. DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
   
   
8. QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
   
   
9. TESTER is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
   
   
10. HUMAN RESOURCES is one or more people who think that a donkey can deliver a 'human baby' if given 9 months.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]