Office Posters We'd Like To See
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of
the situation.
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Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the
job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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We waste time, so you don't have to.
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Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away!
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Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their
shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
AND you've got their shoes!
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A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.
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When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
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INDECISION: is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
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Succeed in spite of management.
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Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'The Funny Bone' (daily-fun@yahoogroups.com) ]
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