On Being Bald . . .

• If a man is bald in front, he's a thinker.
  
  
• If he's bald in the back, he is a lover.
  
  
• If he's bald in front and back, he thinks he's a lover.
  
  
• "Papa, are you growing taller all the time?" "No my child. Why do you ask?" " 'Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair."
  
  
• He has wavy hair... it's waving goodbye.
  
  
• He's not baldheaded... he just has flesh-colored hair.
  
  
• There's one proverb that really depresses him: 'Hair today, gone tomorrow.'
  
  
• He's so bald that it looks like his neck is blowing a bubble.
  
  
• There's one thing about baldness... it's neat.
  
  
• There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It's made of alum and persimmon juice. It doesn't grow hair, but it shrinks your head to fit what hair you have.
  
  
• He has less hair to comb, but more face to wash.
  
  
• It's not that he's baldheaded... he just has a tall face.
  

[ Author Unknown -- from Aiken Drum ]