Only In America
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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
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Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
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Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet
coke...
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters...
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Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
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Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well:
"Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight...
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Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place...
[ Author Unknown -- from 'keepAhead' (IwantTwisted@keepAhead.com) ]
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