Other Uses For "Fruitcakes"
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Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park
on your lawn.
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Use it as building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians
used to build the Great Pyramids.)
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Keep one under your pillow for home defense.
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Send one to the junk mail company with a note asking them to take you off
their list.
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It's colorful, use it as a Yule Log.
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Carve the Presidents' faces in it and submit as a science or art project.
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Give one to your boss and tell him it's a life preserver.
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Use it as a base for flower arrangements.
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Donate to the local airport for use as airliner wheel blocks.
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Grind a few up and give it back to your in-laws in a bag marked "lawn
fertilizer."
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For a community project, sink a few in the ocean and build an artificial
reef.
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Tie one to each foot when you walk through deep snow to keep your feet
dry.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ]
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