Signs You're Overdoing Thanksgiving ...
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Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
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Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet.
tall.
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You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the.
earth's axis.
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You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses.
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Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
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Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.
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The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' jon boat!
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The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland.
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Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
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You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
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You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
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Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
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You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
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That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
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Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed.
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Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
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You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
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It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas.
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Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
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A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
[ Author Unknown -- from Keith Todd (Sermon_Fodder@yahoogroups.com) ]
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