Phrases Of Wisdom
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
garage makes you a mechanic.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before
you need it.
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused.
[ Author Unknown -- from Andy Chap ]
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