Political Correctness For Kids
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Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive."
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Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social
speed bumps."
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You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from
"rebellious follicle syndrome."
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No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."
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You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
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It's not called gossip anymore. It is "transmission of
near-factual information."
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The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
"digestively challenged."
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Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an
"out-of-notebook experience."
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You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing
consciousness."
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You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive
athletic footwear."
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You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating
in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
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You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative
building.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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