Proposal Information
When to Propose . . . Or Not . . .
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should
consider carefully before proposing marriage.
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In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square
thing?"
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Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
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Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic
surgeon.
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Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?
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Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on
her?
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Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
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Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
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If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
When to Accept a Proposal . . . Or Not . . .
Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should
consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage
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On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could
help
with his laundry?
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To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local
adult bookstore?
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Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's
Island" at least four times?
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Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a
lot of unruly nose hair?
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Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its
own stack of ketchup packets?
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Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon?
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Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?"
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Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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