Questions Asked at National Parks

1. EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK:
   Are the alligators real?
   Where are all the rides?
   What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
   
   
   
2. MESA VERDE NATIONAL PARK:
   Did people build this, or did Indians?
   Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
   Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
   Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
   
   
   
3. CARLSBAD CAVERNS NATIONAL PARK:
   How much of the cave is underground?
   So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
   How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
   
   
   
4. Yosemite National Park:
   Where are the cages for the animals?
   What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
   What happened to the other half of Half Dome?
   
   
   
5. Denali National Park:
   What time do you feed the bears?
   Can you show me where yeti lives?
   How often do you mow the tundra?
   How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
   
   
   
6. Yellowstone National Park:
   Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
   When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
   We had no trouble finding the park entrances,
   but where are the exits?
   

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]