Quotables
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JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
a while he asked: "Mom why have you got
two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
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MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how
old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, "If you don't remember you must look
in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
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STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his
Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that
when you die I'm going to bury you outside
my bedroom window."
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BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and
wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to
take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a
childproof cap and she'd have to open
it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?
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SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when
she got the hiccups. "Please don't give
me this juice again," she said, "It makes
my teeth cough."
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DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
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MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
couple that were hugging and kissing in
a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off
them, he asked his dad: "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"
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CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom
looking worried. When his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I
don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
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JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
story His dad read: "The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out
of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt." Concerned, James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman
her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for
awhile and then asked,"Why doesn't your
skin fit your face?
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The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget... "Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust." He would
have continued, but at that moment my
little girl (who was listening!)
leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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