Real Bass Fisherman
You are a Real Bass Fisherman if . . . .
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You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because
you think it makes a good air freshener.
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Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of
your bass boat.
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You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".
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Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on
file.
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You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV
channels with.
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You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
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Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
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You have your name painted on a parking space at the
launch ramp.
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You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead
of your family.
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You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
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You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
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You send your kid off to the first day of school with
his shoes tied in a palomar knot.
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You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn
and Hunting.
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Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just
"borrow" the ones off your house.
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You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass
boat will fit in the garage.
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Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boat's gone.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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