Say It With Me
Now Everyone, Say It With Me . . .
I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear
any music or see a cool pop up screen if I don't forward this. Bill
Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know
anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and
Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if I HAVE forwarded
my e-mail to more than 50 people.
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coke
Cola, Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to10 people who
don't know who I am anyway.
My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this. There is NO
SUCH THING as an E-mail tracker, and I am not STUPID enough to think
that someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more
people.
There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in
England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 years old. He is
now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS,
CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!
The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to
charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail. There will be NO cool
dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or program I
will receive immediately after I forward this. People are just trying
to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.
The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain
individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations, they don't donate!
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to
my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend...or by
telling me I have no conscious or don't believe in JESUS CHRIST.
If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard
will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along...but even if it
does come by e-mail, I'm sure He will care enough to delete all those
annoying forwarded's in it!
Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and
then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will be constipated for the next 3 months.
Have a good day.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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