Science Quotes from Kids
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One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
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When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
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When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.
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While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
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Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change into a sun in the daytime.
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A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
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Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to become oil.
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Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
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We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
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I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
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In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O.
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Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
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Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.
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Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
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Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound
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It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places.
[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' (posts@cybersaltlists.org) ]
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