Senior Personal Ads
FOXY LADY: Fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used
to be 5-6), searching for sharp looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried
fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel
candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you
were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and
listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If
you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some
hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run
but walk well.
[ Author unknown -- 'Twisted Straw' ]
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