Short Funny Questions
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How do you know if you are out of invisible ink?
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Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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Why is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, and neither apple nor pine in pinapple?
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Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?
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Why are quite a few the same as quite a lot?
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Why does my alarm clock go off when it goes on?
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
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How can there be "self-help" groups?
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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Instead of of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only be troubled and insecure?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, "practice"?
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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet?
[ Author Unknown -- received from Chris Long (www.laughandlift.com) ]
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