Single Comebacks

Tired of people constantly asking you why you aren't married? Don't knot your brows and pout! Instead, have some fun with these snappy comebacks:

1. "You haven't asked yet."
   
   
2. "I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life."
   
   
3. "Because I just love hearing this question."
   
   
4. "It gives my mother something to live for."
   
   
5. "Just lucky, I guess."
   
   
6. "My fiancée is awaiting his parole."
   
   
7. "I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America."
   
   
8. "Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?"
   
   
9. "I'm waiting until I get to be your age."
   
   
10. "It didn't seem worth a blood test."
    
    
11. "I already have enough laundry to do, thank you."
    
    
12. "Because it would take all the spontaneity out of dating."
    
    
13. "My co-op board doesn't allow spouses."
    
    
14. "I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund."
    
    
15. "They just opened a great singles bar on my block."
    
    
16. "I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness."
    
    
17. "That Witch Doctor of Love I consulted was a fraud."
    
    
18. "What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?"
    
    
19. "I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck."
    
    
20. "I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation."
    
    
21. "Why aren't you thin?"

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]