Star Trek Things
Things That Never Happened On Star Trek
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The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a
type it has encountered several times before.
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The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists,
who are all perfectly all right.
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Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works
properly.
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The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life-
form, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old
life form wearing a funny hat.
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The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a mysterious
plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-
stocked Enterprise sick-bay.
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The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a
less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by
the Starfleet Prime Directive.
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The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from
one place to another without serious incident.
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An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to
interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out
that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
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A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly
diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and
competent engineering staff.
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The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien
intelligence which does not put them on trial.
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The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien
intelligence which they easily pacify by offering it some
chocolate.
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The Enterprise visits an earth-type planet called
"Paradise" where everyone is happy all of the time. How-
ever, everything is soon revealed to be exactly what it
seems.
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A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the
Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area
are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
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The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp ex-
perience which is in some way unconnected with the Late
20th Century.
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Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet
he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the
end of the episode.
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Counselor Troi states something other than the
blindingly obvious.
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The warp engines start going haywire, but seem to sort
themselves out after a while without any intervention from
boy genius Wesley Crusher.
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Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position
for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of
one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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