Step On It

Two guys left the bar during a storm, after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car, started it up, put it in gear and gave it some gas. After a couple of minutes, suddenly, an old man appeared at the passenger window and tapped lightly.  The passenger screamed, "Look at the window.  There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped-up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 80 now."  All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

The speedometer now showed over 100 miles an hour, as the two guys tried to calm each other down and forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

"OH NO!  He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"

[ Author Unknown -- from Aiken Drum (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) -- Ed:Anon. ]