Talking Turkey

What does a turkey say?


• "Gobble, gobble, gobble"?
  Not always!
  
  
• A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
  "Bauble, bauble, bauble"
  
  
• A dyslexic turkey say?
  "Boggle, boggle, boggle"
  
  
• A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
  "Cobble, cobble, cobble"
  
  
• A turkey with a sore leg say?
  "Hobble, hobble, hobble."
  
  
• A football turkey say?
  "Huddle, huddle, huddle"
  
  
• A dieting turkey:
  "Nibble, nibble, nibble."
  
  
• A one-legged Cockney turkey
  "'Obble, 'obble, 'obble"
  
  
• A turkey who argues a lot:
  "Squabble, squabble, squabble."
  
  
• What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
  "Tweedle, beetle, paddle, battle,
  puddle, wobble, hobble, gobble."
  
  
• Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
  "Wobble, wobble, wobble!"

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