What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means
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Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information
from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).
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Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).
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Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).
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Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating
that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).
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Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).
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Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).
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Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment
she creates a class argument).
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John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).
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An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to
explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).
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I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).
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Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very
expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).
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I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress
would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and
must repeat the 8th grade).
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Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
(A mouth that never stops yacking).
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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