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The Main Differences
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MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
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MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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CHILDREN:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
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THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.
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MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand
a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.
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LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing to die.
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HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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