The Rules
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The Female always makes the Rules.
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The Rules are subject to change at any time without notification.
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No Male can possibly know all of the Rules.
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If the Female suspects that the Male knows all of the Rules, she
must immediately change some or all of the rules.
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The Female is NEVER wrong.
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If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the Male
said or did wrong.
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If Rule 6 applies the Male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.
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The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
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The male must never change his mind without written consent from
the
Female.
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The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
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The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants
him to be angry or upset.
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The female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether
or not
she wants him to be angry or upset.
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Any attempt to document the Rules could result in bodily harm.
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If the Female has P.M.S., all of the Rules are null and void.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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