The Senility Prayer -- Getting Older
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' here are 16 things I've discovered:
-
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
-
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
-
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
-
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
-
All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
-
If all is not lost, where is it?
-
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
-
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
-
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
-
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when
you're in the bathroom.
-
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them
on my knees.
-
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
decide to play chess?
-
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
-
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
-
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm
here after.
I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE OR NOT,
AND DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
[ Author Unknown -- from Pastor H. Brown ]
Inspirational Humor
SkyWriting.Net
All Rights Reserved.
|