The Third Graders
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Hi, I'm in third grade but it's not easy, it's a jungle gym out
there.
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It's not school I mind, it's the principal of the thing.
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My teacher is tough. In class we have to answer "Yes Sir" and
"No Sir," and my teacher is a woman.
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She's cross-eyed too, can't control her pupils.
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In English she told us we couldn't use 2 words, one was cool and the
other was lousy. I said, "Cool, tell us the lousy one first."
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In science, she asked, "what would happen if one of the stars in
Orion's belt went out?" I told her his pants would fall down.
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She asked, "Why do astronauts wear space suits?"
I said, "To cover their space underwear."
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In geography she asked us to name 2 cities in Kentucky. I said
"O.K., I'll name one Waldo and the other Heathcliff."
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And I don't like math at all, there's just too many problems.
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We eat in the cafeteria. For lunch yesterday we had Roast Beef,
bread and butter. The roast beef was so tough it challenged me to
a fight after school. The bread was so stale I took it to show and
tell in history class. I'd tell you about the butter but I don't
want to spread it around.
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After lunch we had a test. I used to hate taking tests. The teacher
told us to treat them as a game. Now I hate games.
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I did get a 100 the other day, 50 in math and 50 in spelling.
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My teacher is so forgetful she gave us the same test 3 weeks in a
row. If she does that one more time I might pass it.
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My teacher knows all the answers, of course, she makes up all the
questions.
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But I do better than my best friend, Mike, he made the P.T.A.'s Most
Wanted list.
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Mike's the biggest trouble maker in school, And his parent's never
thought he'd amount to anything!
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Mike kept telling the teacher his dog ate his homework. We didn't
believe him until his dog graduated from Yale.
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When I get home from school, it takes me about an hour to do my
homework, 2 hours if my father helps.
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I was having trouble in English. My Dad bought me a cheap dictionary
but I couldn't find the words to thank him.
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My dad bought me a thesaurus, too. I thought that was very nice,
pleasurable, agreeable.
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I was doing geography homework and I asked him where I would find
the Catskills. He said, "I don't know, your mother puts everything
away!"
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When my father saw my report card, he said I was just like Abraham
Lincoln, I went down in history.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]
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