Things Women Want to Hear
Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do . . . .
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Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in
the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if
you can find something to buy with it.
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Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer
with us.
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Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie.
If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.
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What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store
on romance movies.
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You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the
brainpower that I find so attractive in a woman.
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What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets
to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet.
I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go
to the ballet!!!
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Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn
looks when it's freshly mowed.
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Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go
furniture shopping.
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Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced
up in a suit and tie.
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I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about
a nice quiche?
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You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to
that impractical Corvette.
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Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask
for directions.
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My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the
money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.
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If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club
with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living
room painted tonight.
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Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have
never really grown up.
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If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking at
the home decorating magazines.
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You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.
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Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking
and housework.
Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do
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Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in
the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if
you can find something to buy with it.
-
Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer
with us.
-
Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie.
If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.
-
What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store
on romance movies.
-
You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the
brainpower that I find so attractive in a woman.
-
What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets
to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet.
I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go
to the ballet!!!
-
Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn
looks when it's freshly mowed.
-
Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go
furniture shopping.
-
Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced
up in a suit and tie.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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