Think About It
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was
probably worth it.
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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be
the world.
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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to
McDonald's makes you a hamburger.
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A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain
anonymous.
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same
side.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes
you weep.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make
them all yourself.
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Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men
crooked.
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Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
[ Author Unknown -- from Keith Todd (ajokeaday7@topica.com) ]
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